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/FSnC\ Forte: Obama challenges nasa to land a space probe with astronauts on an asteroid before 2025
/FSnC\ Forte: Scientist justifies it by saying "it will make us smarter than the dinosaurs"
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: >implying that won't happen
/FSnC\ Forte: I've never been so sold on anything in my entire life.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: ...
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Wow
/FSnC\ Forte: Because we all know the dinosaurs were sitting around
/FSnC\ Forte: and one was like
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: That scientist is either really stupid, or a trp;;
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: troll*
/FSnC\ Forte: SHIT MAN THERE"S A FUCKING ASTEROID AND ITS GOING TO HIT EARTH ONE DAY
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: My money's on troll
/FSnC\ Forte: WE SHOULD BUILD A ROCKET AND STUDY THAT SHIT
/FSnC\ Forte: and the other dinosaurs who were like high or something were like
/FSnC\ Forte: what the fuck is a rocket
/FSnC\ Forte: go kill yourself.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: And so he did
/FSnC\ Forte: and then Sciensaurus went extenct.
/FSnC\ Forte: about 10,000 years later, everyone else did too.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: breadgloves.jpg
/FSnC\ Forte: but if being smarter than dinosaurs doesn't make you happy
/FSnC\ Forte: Bill Nye himself commented on this mission
/FSnC\ Forte: and said that it might end up saving earth.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: When BILL
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: MOTHERFUCKING
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: NYE
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Says it
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: It's true
/FSnC\ Forte: indeed.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: After asteroids, then what?
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Set fire to Pluto?
/FSnC\ Forte: Mars of course
/FSnC\ Forte: because there's totally a reason to visit the solar system's desert.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: I like my idea better.
/FSnC\ Forte: yeah but Pluto takes too long.
/FSnC\ Forte: it's like
/FSnC\ Forte: 40 years to get out there
/FSnC\ Forte: or something.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Who cares
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: W can set fire
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: to a planet made of solid methane
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Why not.
/FSnC\ Forte: I'm sure the universe doesn't need Pluto
/FSnC\ Forte: and it's not even a planet.
/FSnC\ Forte: so sounds like a great idea.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: breadgloves.jpg
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« on: January 05, 2009, 02:49:00 AM »

Once upon a time, about two months ago, I posted a topic (on my birthday, even) about how TFCPH is going to be changing their servers. It sounded pretty urgent then and I figured that they would have it done in a matter of weeks like they said in the news bulletin there.

lol.

Let's look at the last three days and what lead to this crap, so that anyone who wanted to know will.

January 1, 2009. Site works until 6:33 PM EST. Random redirect to thtdomains, a Korean based site that looks like the kind of crap that turns up when you click on a google link to a dead site. The site stays this way for the rest of the night.

January 2, 2009. The same story. To top it off, for these last few weeks, grandforums.com has been returning IPB Driver error. I can't even ask anyone why this is happening. I take matters into my own hands and make a hosting account at another place that has almost the same comforts as here, just I'm not staff. I stay up all night and bust my butt moving files over to there and transferring everything. To my dismay, nothing wants to work there.

January 3, 2009. Grandforums is magically back up. After some complaints about the random redirecting, it's fixed. Firefox claims that it was a weird Cpanel glitch. The best part about this is that now every tfcph hosted site says that the account has been suspended. Someone complains about this at 9:05 AM EST. Their site is fixed and Firefox asks anyone else with the same message to report in.

January 4, 2009. I notice this topic. At 6:16 PM EST, I ask to have this wrong righted. So here we are.

To sum it up in a quick and easy song...

Now this is the story all about how
My site got flipped turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit still for a bit,
to tell you how I got my site to get it's hits.

In west internet, born and raised,
on /b/ is where I spent most of my days
Chillin our, maxin, relaxin all cool,
all raidin' some Twilight boards outside of the school
when a couple of guys, trying to do good
started making trouble in the server's neighborhood
They got us into one little down time and I got scared
said "I'm going to have to get a new host... that one over there!"

I whistled for a mod and when he came near
I noticed he was a furry and that I really fear.
If anything I could say this hosting was rare,
but thought, nah forget it, go home to grandfourms!

<the last part of the rap was left out because it was hard enough for Forte to get all the other stuff out. Lul.>
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 09:19:18 AM »

That was great.
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