Shoutbox log saved for the future generations!

As I'm sure you're all quite familiar with, there was some definite drama in the shoutbox a few days before it kicked the bucket. Lucky me, I found the history to it and saved the funniest thing to happen on this forum yet.

[] Forte: MegaRock
[] Forte: What kind of pants does your sister wear
[] Sepuku.exe: woah forte, already wanting to get in the poor girl's pants? wow
[] Sepuku.exe: pedophile
[] Forte: don't make me get captain picard
[] Forte: Get your mind out of Polestar
[] MegaRock35: ...I don't know. Levis, maybe?
[] Zozma: lol
[] Forte: What kind of fourteen year old girl wears levis
[] Forte: THATS NOT COOL MAN
[] MegaRock35: If you're desperate, I'll ask...
[] Zozma: this is funy
[] MegaRock35: But seriously, why do you care?
[] Zozma: lolololololololololololol rofl
[] Sepuku.exe: he wants to know if there's room for two
[] Forte: BECAUSE PANTS ARE A WAY OF LIFE
[] Sepuku.exe: and its cheaper to put two people in a pair instead of one
[] MegaRock35: okay, I'll ask...
[] Forte: And because you told me earlier
[] Forte: And I'm not concerned about how many people her pants fit
[] Zozma: this is funy as hell
[] MegaRock35: Levis.
[] Forte: Good then you're not gay
[] MegaRock35: LadyRoll: i wear jeans....mostly, but not at the moment(i'm not wearing pants)
[] MegaRock35: she's lying.
[] Zozma: O_O
[] Zozma: pics
[] MegaRock35: Oh, and she wants to know what type of pants you wear.
[] Sepuku.exe: zoz, read the fine print (MegaRock35: she's lying.)
[] Forte: I wear a dress
[] Sepuku.exe: and his name is amy
[] Zozma: no amy is forte
[] Sepuku.exe: ...
[] Sepuku.exe: zoz, thou art retarded
[] Forte: lol
[] MegaRock35: ladyroll: beautiful thoghts.....*sigh*
[] Sepuku.exe: I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE!
[] Zozma: its a old joke
[] Forte: no really
[] Forte: ask these guys
[] Forte: I really wear a dress all the time
[] Sepuku.exe: I HAVE SEEN AMY CHANGING HER DRESS!
[] Zozma: as have i
[] MegaRock35: * in squeaky voice* : Really?!
[] Sepuku.exe: yes
[] MegaRock35: ....
[] Sepuku.exe: really
[] Sepuku.exe: she wasn't wearing underwear either
[] MegaRock35: eww.
[] Sepuku.exe: see, amy isn't secure with her sexuality, so she likes to be a boy on the internet
[] * MegaRock35 kills himself
[] Forte: thats cause if I'm a girl on the interwebs it's always tits or gtfo
[] Sepuku.exe: and because she likes girls
[] LadyRoll: r u guys serious1?!?!?
[] Sepuku.exe: she fixes her schedule so that she has a gym class every semester
[] LadyRoll: probably....
[] MegaRock35: duh...
[] MegaRock35: Seriously, though, Forte you're a girl?
[] Sepuku.exe: forte = amy = girl
[] MegaRock35: ... sorta....
[] Forte: Now what were you saying about my pants
[] MegaRock35: LadyRoll wants to know what kind of pants you wear.
[] Forte: The kind that cover your legs
[] Forte: Why does she want my pants
[] MegaRock35: ....No, seriously.
[] MegaRock35: want you're pants?
[] Forte: Tell your sister to stop sexually harrassing the members of my forum plz
[] MegaRock35: ...okay, well you asked what kind of pants she wears.
[] Forte: I did no such thing
[] LadyRoll: okay,okay,okay,okay.....u did ask what kind of pants i wear so answer our question!!!! :<
[] Forte: I never asked you what kind of pants you wear
[] Forte: if you don't believe me ask someone else.
[] LadyRoll: yes u did! look @ the history!!!
[] Forte: Nope, don't see anything.
[] LadyRoll: anyways....are u a girl? if u r, r u a lesbian or bi?
[] Forte: No I'm a guy
[] Forte: are you a guy?
[] LadyRoll: Forte: What kind of pants does your sister wear?
[] Forte: I don't have a sister
[] LadyRoll: we copied that from the history!!!
[] Forte: Oh that
[] Forte: Enjoy your pants
[] LadyRoll: no i'm not...i'm a 14 year old girl w/ red hair, blues, and my name is Koti!
[] Forte: I didn't want to know that.
[] MegaRock35: I'm back
[] Forte: You were jus here
[] Forte: *just
[] MegaRock35: I know.
[] Forte: aha so you confessed
[] Forte: There are two of you
[] MegaRock35: I logged out so Koti could log in and interrogate you.
[] Forte: But I'm only five and I live in alaska
[] MegaRock35: Oh. and I actually have exactly 593674 personalities. Koti's just one...NOT!!
[] Forte: I thought so
[] MegaRock35: She's just weird
[] Forte: Are you sure you're not the weird one?
[] MegaRock35: No, I'm just the less weird one.
[] Forte: You should see a psychiatrist about your multiple personality disorder
[] MegaRock35: NO, that was Koti....
[] Forte: That sounds like a very made up name
[] * Forte gives you the evil eye
[] MegaRock35: it is
[] MegaRock35: its her internet name
[] Forte: You seem like a very made up person
[] * MegaRock35 is disturbed by Koti
[] Forte: I want asnwers now
[] MegaRock35: about what?
[] Forte: about your made up sister
[] MegaRock35: she ain't made up. she just weird
[] Forte: hmmm
[] MegaRock35: her name is ******.Like the soda, truck, and mountains
[] MegaRock35: gotta guess?
[] Forte: Her name is mountain dew?
[] Forte: Wow that's even worse than Koti
[] MegaRock35: NO!!!!
[] MegaRock35: Think of mist.
[] Forte: Her name is Toyota?
[] MegaRock35: ***** Mist.
[] Forte: That's even worse than Mountain Dew
[] MegaRock35: NO!!!
[] Forte: oh
[] Forte: I get you
[] Forte: Her name is Sunkist
[] Forte: Wow that's even worse than Toyota
[] MegaRock35: Mountain in California
[] MegaRock35: Need a letter?
[] Forte: Mt. Everest
[] MegaRock35: In california?
[] Forte: No, In Pakistan
[] MegaRock35: S*****
[] Forte: That's a lame name.
[] MegaRock35: Si**** mist
[] MegaRock35: Get it?
[] MegaRock35: Her name means jagged peaks
[] MegaRock35: Si***a. The High Si***a
[] MegaRock35: ...
[] MegaRock35: Sierra, stupid!!!
[] MegaRock35: Like the soda, the truck, the mountains?
[] Forte: Which mountains?!
[] MegaRock35: Sierra Mist, a Sierra, the high Sierras?
[] Forte: The himalayas?!
[] MegaRock35: THE HIGH SIERRAS!!!
[] Forte: I've never heard of Sierra Mist
[] Forte: I live in Japan
[] MegaRock35: What is wrong with you?!!
[] Forte: I'm not sure, doctor
[] Forte: How long do I have to live?
[] MegaRock35: You live in Florence!
[] Forte: I live in Japan
[] MegaRock35: Not long
[] MegaRock35: You live in Florence, South Carolina
[] Forte: I live in Kyoto Japan
[] Forte: And you live in Greenville South Carolina
[] MegaRock35: WTF?!?!~?!
[] MegaRock35: I is leavin'
[] MegaRock35: MR35 out!
[] Forte: Have some breakfast
[] LadyRoll: whats tht mean?
[] LadyRoll: "that"
[] Forte: that is a word that designates an item.
[] LadyRoll: "Have some breakfast "
[] Forte: no thanks, I already ate
[] LadyRoll: i'm gonna hurt u!
[] LadyRoll: what does "Have some breakfast " suposed to mean?
[] Forte: Nothing.
[] LadyRoll: i-.....
[] LadyRoll: ............................................
[] Forte: Would you like some?
[] LadyRoll: ...
[] LadyRoll: what kind?
[] Forte: Coco Puffs
[] LadyRoll: if u ever get curious about kupika, i'm BunnyPrincess...find me darlin'!
[] LadyRoll: uhehh...ok...
[] Forte: I'm already married
[] LadyRoll: cocoa
[] LadyRoll: no ur not!
[] LadyRoll: ur 16!
[] Forte: Yes I am
[] LadyRoll: only 2 years older than me.....i like older guys!
[] Forte: Don't make me get captain Picard
[] LadyRoll: to whom? (or what?)
[] Forte: What?
[] LadyRoll: who dat?
[] LadyRoll: to whom r u married?
[] Forte: I'm not married, I'm only 16
[] LadyRoll: kno wat i'm going to kupika.....
[] Forte: Ok
[] Forte: Don't get lost
[] LadyRoll: kno what?i'm.......gonna hurt u!(in girl talk tht means it luv u )
[] Forte: Most girls that tell me they're going to hurt me indeed hurt me.
[] Forte: I think you're lying.
[] LadyRoll: *whimper, whimper* i'm telling so_bored!(find him on www.kupika.com !)
[] LadyRoll: .........
[] Forte: are you they're cheif advertiser or something?
[] * LadyRoll kicks Forte's balls!
[] LadyRoll: No...i just loov it!
[] Forte: I already told you I'm a girl
[] LadyRoll: hav u anything to say? or r u in featal position crying?
[] LadyRoll: u flake!
[] LadyRoll: u don't kno what u r! i'm callin' u "cousin it"!
[] Forte: I'm calling you crazy
[] LadyRoll: maybe you just need a moment to check...
[] LadyRoll: MR35 twitches
[] LadyRoll: i gotta go now....bye!
[] Forte: k

Enjoy.