/FSnC\ Forte: Obama challenges nasa to land a space probe with astronauts on an asteroid before 2025
/FSnC\ Forte: Scientist justifies it by saying "it will make us smarter than the dinosaurs"
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: >implying that won't happen
/FSnC\ Forte: I've never been so sold on anything in my entire life.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: ...
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Wow
/FSnC\ Forte: Because we all know the dinosaurs were sitting around
/FSnC\ Forte: and one was like
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: That scientist is either really stupid, or a trp;;
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: troll*
/FSnC\ Forte: SHIT MAN THERE"S A FUCKING ASTEROID AND ITS GOING TO HIT EARTH ONE DAY
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: My money's on troll
/FSnC\ Forte: WE SHOULD BUILD A ROCKET AND STUDY THAT SHIT
/FSnC\ Forte: and the other dinosaurs who were like high or something were like
/FSnC\ Forte: what the fuck is a rocket
/FSnC\ Forte: go kill yourself.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: And so he did
/FSnC\ Forte: and then Sciensaurus went extenct.
/FSnC\ Forte: about 10,000 years later, everyone else did too.
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/FSnC\ Forte: but if being smarter than dinosaurs doesn't make you happy
/FSnC\ Forte: Bill Nye himself commented on this mission
/FSnC\ Forte: and said that it might end up saving earth.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: When BILL
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: MOTHERFUCKING
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: NYE
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Says it
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: It's true
/FSnC\ Forte: indeed.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: After asteroids, then what?
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Set fire to Pluto?
/FSnC\ Forte: Mars of course
/FSnC\ Forte: because there's totally a reason to visit the solar system's desert.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: I like my idea better.
/FSnC\ Forte: yeah but Pluto takes too long.
/FSnC\ Forte: it's like
/FSnC\ Forte: 40 years to get out there
/FSnC\ Forte: or something.
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Who cares
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: W can set fire
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: to a planet made of solid methane
[FC] Ye Olde Hobo /FSnC\: Why not.
/FSnC\ Forte: I'm sure the universe doesn't need Pluto
/FSnC\ Forte: and it's not even a planet.
/FSnC\ Forte: so sounds like a great idea.
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